I Am the Maker of Rules

Drawing a blank today. It kinda seems like if you have nothing to say, then why say anything at all?

Nevertheless, in support of always saying something, and of said something being completely off subject (of which there never was one to begin with haha), I did just clean up two spilled waters in the course of about a half an hour. At least this isn’t a juice household. I hate juice. Ninety-nine percent of the time it’s just sugar water (don’t quote me on that; there are a shitload of great food blogs that can give you the goods). Why does everyone feed their kids sugar water and then feel good about it?  How bizarre. How about some good, old fashioned fruit instead? Juice just really pisses me off! Really. Fuck you, juice.

And yes, I AM the food police. You just wait. I’ve not even begun yet.

I am the eye in the sky, looking at you. I can read your mind.


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